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[teddog]

http://www.wowwiki.com/Shadow_Knight

HA!

No, I did not make that. Found it while bored at work.

If ANYONE edits that, though, I'll know who did it. :P

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[commanderteddog.livejournal.com]

A Shadow Knights are is like an evil a goofy paladin, they use shadow humour based spells instead of light based ones. At lvl 10 thay can rez players, but this isn't very interesting, as many of the characters are from comic books and nobody ever really dies in those. Their weapon skills are: swords, two handed swords, maces two handed maces, sheilds, and two handed axes and timely witty remarks. Advanced weapon skills are: polearms, bows, trank guns, and axes, laptop computers and pop culture references.

Amour: mail, leather, plate (at lvl 40), black jumpsuits (at lvl AWESOME). Special abillities: thick armour: damage caused by ranged attacks against the shadow knight decreased by 15 (goes up by 2 every 6 lvls) when wearing body armor.

... the original idea that the fanbrat posted suck - without going into fine detail, he/she is going down the "We want to play Death Knights" road. Ugh. Yeah... there's how many confirmed Death Knights alive in canon? TWO?! My idea is better. :)

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[mbehemoth.livejournal.com]

Needs to use wands, can heal only undead and demons (Dark Mending) and no guns crossbows or bows. And they summon the Baron's mount for free at level 20.

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[commanderteddog.livejournal.com]

Except that player and NPC undead are listed as "humanoids". Ah, how many times did Fel die at Tarren Mill because I failed to notice that? Too many! ROFL at Dark Mending, though.

You know, I JUST caught the ranged weapons bit. Yes, they are paladins with RANGED weapons. That's just special. All Shadow Knights created come with Skycaller (http://wow.allakhazam.com/item.html?witem=12984) without the level requirement, because Death Knights are really just pixies with an attitude problem. That's why Gorefiend has those wings. The mount comes at level 19, so they can be 1337 twinks!

Ugh. If Gorefiend is what a playable Death Knight would be, that class would stink. "Hay guys! I'm spamming Death Coil!"