The second of many, I think. :P

[teddog]

[15:17] hwilde1912: Frank> Let's have an orgy!
Kitty> Like, yeah, really!
Joel> Are the Keebler elves coming? Or... cumming?
Bonnie> You bastard! :::weeps:::
Mike> :::like another airhead::: But I wanna cuddle! Like, really! Phsaw!
Clay> First, let me come up with a brilliant, insane plot to make everyone want to have sex constantly with everything that has a pulse!
[15:17] hwilde1912: KITT> I'm human! I want to completely have sexx0rz!
[15:18] hwilde1912: OMG, Rach. We're going to BURN IN HELL FOR THIS!
[15:18] CommanderTeddog: Good. We can get a condo there.
[15:18] hwilde1912: My soul. It has expired.
[15:18] hwilde1912: It is gone, alas, and never to return.
[15:18] hwilde1912: Enrico> Damn.

More of it here.

Later:

[15:35] CommanderTeddog: .... man, office talk gets nasty.
[15:35] hwilde1912: Eh?
[15:36] CommanderTeddog: Whenever we chat at work, this happens.
[15:36] hwilde1912: I don't think we've ever reached this level before.
[15:36] CommanderTeddog: ::nodnods:: This is a new level of... something....
[15:36] hwilde1912: It's like crossing into uncharted territory, and finding the sickness that lurks in the hearts of man.
[15:36] hwilde1912: And slashy fangirls.
[15:36] CommanderTeddog: And fangirls.
[15:36] hwilde1912: ::grins::
[15:37] CommanderTeddog: You're in my brain against. :D
[15:37] CommanderTeddog: *Again
[15:37] CommanderTeddog: Look, you broke it too. This is why I can't have nice things.
[15:37] hwilde1912: LOL!!
[15:39] hwilde1912: Okay, enough. Blaaaah.

Even LATER:

[15:45] hwilde1912: Oh, it wouldn't. It's just trying to crawl back out of Hell and back into salvation.
[15:46] CommanderTeddog: ... I'm now thinking of a twisted version of Dante's Inferno. Enrico as Virgil and Nance as Beatrice.
[15:47] hwilde1912: ::chuckles:: I'm more wondering if the slashy fangirls will quietly seethe to themselves that we dare parody them.
[15:48] CommanderTeddog: I hope we didn't fuel the fire.
[15:49] hwilde1912: I doubt it. I think it's pretty obvious that it's a parody.
[15:49] hwilde1912: Like...
[15:50] CommanderTeddog: Subtext = Buttsex, though. ::frowns::
[15:52] CommanderTeddog: Damnit. Last thing we need is ShadowKnight suddenly with little kitty ears
[15:53] hwilde1912: BrainBreak Theater Presents: Brokeback Satellite!

Act I:
Clay> I must recapture Joel and send him back to the SOL. Because if I do that, it will completely ruin the premise for my experiment and force two heterosexual Midwestern males to throw aside all of their repressed Midwestern upbringing and have wild monkey sex! That will give me the opportunity to have wild monkey sex with that gorgeous male model Frank, who has a body like a butterball turkey and that's unbearably appealing to me, though the fact that me bottoming would result in suffocation!

Act II:
Joel> :::holding Mike's jumpsuit to his face:: I don't know why I can't quit you!
Mike> :::about to hang himself from the ceiling::: I don't know why I would give up my strongly right-wing leanings and church-going philosophy in order to give you the opportunity to 'start' me to begin with!
[15:54] CommanderTeddog: OMFG You've lost it.
[15:54] hwilde1912: Yes. I have. Please, put one between my eyes so that I might be put out of my misery.
[15:54] hwilde1912: ...but you have to admit. It is funny, in a very satirical way.
[15:56] CommanderTeddog: Yep.

Comments

[commanderteddog.livejournal.com]

And if someone is wondering about bullets, I'm sure there's a libratarian!Mike running around somewhere.

Good for him. However, if the crossovers through both posts weren't enough to tip you off, this is IP&S!Mike, who just happens to be a (nearly) post-SOL Mike and not a libertarian. That's like saying post-PoG Rick would shift from being a left leaning Liberal/New Democrat to a Bloc member.

[msp-hacker.livejournal.com]

I was talking about a random Mike being a libratarian, not Brokenback Satellite Mike - who IP&S Mike, correct? I didn't actually connect the two, but now that you mention it, I see it.

[commanderteddog.livejournal.com]

The characters through the whole thing are mostly standard IP&S parodies: Kitty being an airhead, Enrico Gruen the Soultaker, KITT wanting sex. Sorta extremes of bad canon and fanon. So yes, it's safe to assume that it's a parody of IP&S Mike in Brokenback Satellite.

However, to support Steff, I can't see Mike as a Libertarian. It's too "out there" for a goofy little farmboy.

[slwatson.livejournal.com]

The Brokeback Satellite one was a parody of canon/fanon!Mike, more than anything -- IP&S canon only deviates from MST3K canon right before Diabolik and therefore Mike and Joel are only on the SOL together one time, and that's Soultaker. Therefore, it's not IP&S!Mike in any form, really. The Clay parody is loosely based on typical cliches used, most notably TechnoServo's, with the really gross slash notion of Clay/Frank thrown in.

The cuddlewhore!Mike is the IP&S parody, which is a very long and amusing story that has its own canon. And an ion cannon. And... yeah, I'm gonna just not talk anymore.

[commanderteddog.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I misread. And we did have the earlier AU Brokeback parody, so I must have had my wires crossed.

I do have the rising urge to screencap Enrico tonight and photoshop him into some Soultaker scenes. Or, at the very least, draw him in a soultaker outfit. He really does walk the line. :P

I also have the unbearably cute image of all of ShadowKnight dressed up in tailor made suits and ties, posed around the fireplace. It's like the family photo for the Mafia of KICK ASS.