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[teddog]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I broke krwalker's X-Box (-12 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, slwatson (-5000 points). Last Saturday I gave urufudo a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4969 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, commanderteddog

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[moonygirl.livejournal.com]

*dies* Your on the naughty list.