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Dec. 5th, 2005 04:54 pm
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I broke [livejournal.com profile] krwalker's X-Box (-12 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] slwatson (-5000 points). Last Saturday I gave [livejournal.com profile] urufudo a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4969 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
commanderteddog

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