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In light of spending the evening looking through really, really awful RP logs for examples for a future BRPS rant, I decided that I needed some amusement.

So... I was looking through this episode of PoG for screencaps and found this little bit that amused me. It's the 10 Commandments of Super Heroes, which in light of Insanity Pure and Simple is kinda amusing. However, the sound on my copy sucks ass, so I typed it out for Steff, Karen, Rich and whoever else can look it over and get a cheap laugh. It's cute. And not, that is not poofdom you hear. Honest!

First IP&Ser how can point out how each of these rules were broken wins.

X: Thou shalt wear primary colours.
IX: Honour the monthly deadline.
VIII: Honour thy mother and father, at least one of whom shall be dead.
VII: Thou shalt battle an arch enemy wearing complementary colours.
VI: Thou shalt suffer an accident involving radiation.
V: Thou shalt not steal.
IV: Thou shalt not commit adultery.
III: Thou shalt kill.
II: Though ye may lay waste to cities, smite powerful enemies or be buried under fallen temples, thou shalt no let thy hair muss.
I: Thou shalt not use the Lord's name in vain... because that would offend readers and that would effect sales.