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Years ago, back in grade 5, my friend Morgan found the most interesting book in the school library.

It was called "No Clothes" and was one of those "not quite a picture book, but not quite a novel" deals, so it was long and had pictures.

The plot was about a boy who lost his clothes while swimming in a pond and was chased around when he visited a near-by town to ask for help. Let me remind you that this book was illustrated.

This soon became the most popular book among our classmates, but I always wondered how that book managed to stay in the library without some ultra uptight parent cracking down on it.

According to the University of Guelph, this book really does exist and was written by David Wood. I can't find anymore info on it. Good luck trying to finding a copy today.

::looks at clock:: I think Doctor Who is coming on.

Waftarts

Presenting from the mind of the insane Canadian MiSTie, a new product appearing soon at stores everywhere...

WAFTARTS!

Waffles and Pop Tarts, together for the first time!

They're like pop tarts, but instead of that heavy pastry crust, they have a fluffy waffley crust. And best of all, they don't go soggy. Ever. Even when blasted with a water cannon! We're not sure why they don't go soggy, but who needs science when you have Waftarts?

(Waftarts were born this morning as a result of me having had little sleep because I stayed up all last night listening to Royal Canadian Air Farce CDs with Jen and watching Doctor Who and Mythbusters on TV. My mom is using Waftarts as final proof that I've gone insane.)