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teddogPresenting from the mind of the insane Canadian MiSTie, a new product appearing soon at stores everywhere...
WAFTARTS!
Waffles and Pop Tarts, together for the first time!
They're like pop tarts, but instead of that heavy pastry crust, they have a fluffy waffley crust. And best of all, they don't go soggy. Ever. Even when blasted with a water cannon! We're not sure why they don't go soggy, but who needs science when you have Waftarts?
(Waftarts were born this morning as a result of me having had little sleep because I stayed up all last night listening to Royal Canadian Air Farce CDs with Jen and watching Doctor Who and Mythbusters on TV. My mom is using Waftarts as final proof that I've gone insane.)
WAFTARTS!
Waffles and Pop Tarts, together for the first time!
They're like pop tarts, but instead of that heavy pastry crust, they have a fluffy waffley crust. And best of all, they don't go soggy. Ever. Even when blasted with a water cannon! We're not sure why they don't go soggy, but who needs science when you have Waftarts?
(Waftarts were born this morning as a result of me having had little sleep because I stayed up all last night listening to Royal Canadian Air Farce CDs with Jen and watching Doctor Who and Mythbusters on TV. My mom is using Waftarts as final proof that I've gone insane.)
