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[teddog]

Dear Canada Post:

When the baggy reads "DO NOT FOLD" in big red letters, I wouldn't mind if my loot arrived not bent. I understand that it's bulky and all, but that nice big fold down the middle is a little annoying.

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[mbehemoth.livejournal.com]

Or charge me up the wazoo just cause its coming from the States! $5 flat handling fee my butt. Damn you customs!

Or walking noisily on my porch when Lisa and me are sleeping in instead of attending school.

Or continuing to deliver the last tenat's Junk mail that I'm just going to put back out the next day. Damn you clearance house!

Or always delivering a pakage when I'm not here so I have to go all the way over to Shoppers Drug Mart to pick it up.

Or....

[commanderteddog.livejournal.com]

- Never had problems with crap crossing over. Then again, I haven't ordered from the states once. Katie got billed bad once.

- Well, that's kinda because of where your bedroom is.

- You need to build a firepit in your backyard to burn those. Come to think about it, you have the perfect backyard view for that kind of thing.

- Ugh. And it's NEVER at the closest Shoppers Drug Mart, either. You'd think that they'd drop the stuff off at Centre Mall for us, but noooo. Always Main and Sherman.