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Old RP logs are amusing. While the plotline these quotes are from was more-or-less a horror themed and nightmarish little story, several of the lines crack me up.

Nance> ::snorts:: She's a cougar.
Mike> I dunno. Probably didn't think it warranted that many people. As to her going in alone... it probably is safer. She does know right where she's going. And if she gets into trouble, we're just a shout away.
Nance> ::smirks:: Didn't you see the look she was giving you, Mike? She was expecting a younger-than-her midwestern male to show up, help her and go for drinks afterwards.
Mike> ::blinks, oblivious::: Eh?
Nance> ::shakes her head:: Never mind.
Mike> You mean, she wanted me to play the knight in shining armor then go on a date? ::scratches his head, puzzled:::
Nance> Yep.
Mike> Oh.

Rick> ::looking over the rubble:: So. About what went on in there...
Arnie> :::arms crossed, probably now starting to feel... well, a little wiped out. And dazed.::: ...I won't say anything if you won't. :::did this just happen? Really? No. It's a messed up dream. Or... something:::

Rick> I have discoved a new theory on the universe: Days Inns bring nothing but death and pain.

Mike> So... uh... what're we supposed to do now? Hang around the Days Inn until this curse lifts?
Rick> ::frowns:: I think this is proof that Days Inns are evil.
Mike> Yeah. Maybe you two should dynamite this place and break the curse. :::no, he's not serious, it is a joke:::
Arnie> :::perfectly straight-faced::: I'll go get the dynamite. ::to Trish::: Which pocket d'you want it in?
Nance> Does that mean that we get to move into the Marriott for the rest of the weekend? I heard their rooms are nicer.

[Food? Is gone.]
[Long gone, and any leftovers? Don't look at Mike]

Date: 2006-08-17 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slwatson.livejournal.com
I thought one of the best parts was when Mike just started eating the leftover pizza after this girl kicked in the door.

Date: 2006-08-17 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commanderteddog.livejournal.com
Mike> :::opens the pizza box with his free hand without looking at it, and pulls out a piece of cold pizza to chew on while holding a gun on this girl. ShadowKnight proves yet again that they're not quite like most covert ops teams:::

That whole skit is pretty insane, but posting of that much = frowned upon. Plus, the nature of Days Inns amuses me. Originally the post of going to be just on that, but the other bits caught my eye.

I personally liked the geeks' last stand, but the bulk of that shall remain hidden until someone makes Arnie or Rick talk.

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