Ficling

Fireside
Fandom: IP&S/ShadowKnight.
Rating: PG
Pairing: None
Genre: Gen/sorta drama
Summary: An officer and her guide are stuck camping outside of a settlement. This is set in the future of that "After The End of the World" AU. The characters are unnamed, but I'll spoil them at the end.
Warning: Only has had a quick beta by me. Messing around with the writing style. Don't know if that did much.

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Snakes on a Page!

The local bookstores seem to have piles of the Snakes on a Plane novelizations. Be sure to pick some up this September, when they should be retailing for around $2.99.

And to lower everyone's IQs just a little bit more, here's the result of a dull afternoon:


Coming this summer to bathroom near you.

(no subject)

Mike comes by every day after his shift and we watch Red Green reruns.

The episode that played today, Maxi Golf, has what might be one of the greatest experts segments ever. Usually the expert skits drag in forever. It's a good skit if you want background info on the characters, but otherwise, meh. This one, though, goes nowhere and is so much better for it. It ends at random, with Harold going on this odd explaination of America's Most Wanted and Buzz running away. There's an audio rip of Harold from the skit here, which needs to be heard to be believed. Harold mixes up Unsolved Mysteries and America's Most Wanted, but his summary of the audience's reaction is priceless.

We are sensible and mature adults

[20:33] CommanderTeddog: Blaaaaah. Okay. 10 laughs or 7 snogs first?
[20:33] Jarethsweetheart: you get 7 snogs, I'm stealing the laughs for myself
[20:36] CommanderTeddog: Meanie! :(
[20:36] Jarethsweetheart: :-d
[20:36] CommanderTeddog: I love that you gave me the hard one.
[20:37] Jarethsweetheart: LOL
[20:37] CommanderTeddog: Eeewwww... kissing!
[20:38] Jarethsweetheart: (octopus)