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Amusing news stories.
Aug. 26th, 2004 07:32 pmMan Found Dead in Bed After 2 Years
I found that funny. It's kinda gross, but cool in a sick way. In 2001 a close family friend of ours died and wasn't found until a week later, so it's nothing new to me.
Krispy Kreme Shares Hit After Earnings Plunge
BURN, BABY, BURN! Those donuts make me violently ill when I eat them. Dad used to believe that it was a reaction to the flour or yeast used. Give me Timmy's any day, I say. Must be the Hamilton childhood. Mmm... walnut crunch.
Okay, so they aren't REALLY funny, just strange. Go read Jay's headlines for funnier stuff.
I found that funny. It's kinda gross, but cool in a sick way. In 2001 a close family friend of ours died and wasn't found until a week later, so it's nothing new to me.
Krispy Kreme Shares Hit After Earnings Plunge
BURN, BABY, BURN! Those donuts make me violently ill when I eat them. Dad used to believe that it was a reaction to the flour or yeast used. Give me Timmy's any day, I say. Must be the Hamilton childhood. Mmm... walnut crunch.
Okay, so they aren't REALLY funny, just strange. Go read Jay's headlines for funnier stuff.
