"HOLY CRAP! What the heck is that?!?"

AKA "Why stupid 20 year-olds shouldn't play Sonic games when said 20 year-old has a business meeting in the morning."

( Cut for gameplay spoilerage in the later levels, but is sorta amusing because I'm stupid. )

Quote of the moment:

"Evil must die! Beware my ninja power!"

Cookies to all those who know where that came from.