Shine Your Love!

And how about shining my steak over here!
(many sorries those who haven't seen the MST3K episodes Angel's Revenge or Mitchell)

I had forgotten about the "If They Mated" graphic I made for the old Maniac Mansion fan page message board, so it caught me off guard when I found it posted on the fan art page. Mine was rather stupid: Joe Don Baker + canon Dave Miller = ugly/creepy Dave Miller from the Nintendo Power cover. Heh... that cover always reminded me of Joe Don. That would make an interesting crossover....

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COMING SOON FROM A-SEX FILMS AND TEDDOG PRODUCTIONS

Dave Miller is MITCHELL!

Co-Starring
Dr. Fred Edison as James Arthur Cummins
Purple Tentacle as Benton
Myron the Purple Meteor as Salvatore Mistretta... or is it Tony Gallano?
"Weird" Ed Edison as Walter Deaney
The Meteor Police as Chief Albert Pallin
Sandy Pantz as Greta
Edna Edison as Ms. Pantz's stunt double for the "Baby Oil" scene
Michael F. Stoppe as Johnny Mattis
Syd as Harlan Ellison
The Weird Edsel as Mustang Hood
Chuck the Plant as Adam Rich
Ted Edison as The Stunt Double
And so on...

COMING SOON TO A FAN FIC NEAR YOU!
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Kill me now...