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[teddog]

I (with Kater's help) have stumbled upon the great mystery of FMA fanon:

Why is Heymans Breda NEVER in a 'ship?

Seriously, he's never in a relationship. Ever. According to fans, every person in Mustang's group (and, dare I suggest it, the FMA world) is getting some BUT Breda. This makes no sense in the real world, as my own father looked and acted like Breda and still got into a relationship. This is a given, however, as otherwise I wouldn't have been spawned.

For some reason, this amuses me deep down inside.

Comments

[samaside.livejournal.com]

You never really see Farman in a relationship either.

Hey! They can hook up! ^.^

[commanderteddog.livejournal.com]

I've seen FuryxFarman before. In fact, it was that pairing that started a little discussion ("What silly FMA fan pairings can you find?") that in the end led to the discovery. One day I will find fanfic about my favorite characters that doesn't involve romantic relationships of any kind. *shakes fist*

Oh well. Fangirls scare me and rightfully so. XD