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Sep. 28th, 2004 01:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
teddogSatan offically skated to work today. If you don't get it, then shame on you. There go my plans.
The west end vending machine in res hates me. Not that I like it very much either. While most of the foods are passible, the row of candy bars second to the bottom never vends. Those bars have been there since last winter. The heat in the surrounding area has caused the Sweet Marie bars to twist into unholy shapes. Candy bars shouldn't look like that!
The candy machine and the Coke machine are plotting against human kind. They only seem to take quarters. Not loonies, dimes, nickles or, well I haven't tried a toonie yet. My guess is it will be spit out like everything else. Which sucks, because you need quarters for the washing machines and dryers.
I'm willing to bet that the vending machines are in league with the laundry machines. The venders only take quarters so that the students only have loonies for laundry. In turn, the students have to spend $2 instead of $1.25 per a load, which is a load in itself.
Now I must flee to cause havoc. Huzzah!
The west end vending machine in res hates me. Not that I like it very much either. While most of the foods are passible, the row of candy bars second to the bottom never vends. Those bars have been there since last winter. The heat in the surrounding area has caused the Sweet Marie bars to twist into unholy shapes. Candy bars shouldn't look like that!
The candy machine and the Coke machine are plotting against human kind. They only seem to take quarters. Not loonies, dimes, nickles or, well I haven't tried a toonie yet. My guess is it will be spit out like everything else. Which sucks, because you need quarters for the washing machines and dryers.
I'm willing to bet that the vending machines are in league with the laundry machines. The venders only take quarters so that the students only have loonies for laundry. In turn, the students have to spend $2 instead of $1.25 per a load, which is a load in itself.
Now I must flee to cause havoc. Huzzah!
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*passes out from shock*
Date: 2004-09-28 11:48 pm (UTC)Re: *passes out from shock*
Date: 2004-09-29 04:34 am (UTC)For some reason, when I first read that I saw "from the background music she uses" o.O I wonder how this changes the character side of things...
Forrester Brat Version 2.0> *walks into the TTPCTS Club* Hiya!
Owner Joel> BAIL! *dives out a window*
::over to the side, two pirate broadcasters look on::
Nance> And you said I overreacted.
Rick> *watches Joel run off into the sunset* I stand corrected.
I have a strange imagination.