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teddogMe: I'm going to become a media mogul of the afterlife. It's part of my 1000 year plan.
Lisa: Oh, is this a long term goal or a short term goal?
Me: Depends on which plane of reality we're in.
And my cat caught me a mouse this morning. I'm so proud of her! She's 17 years old, so it's pretty impressive that she's still alive, let alone still hunting.
She woke me up at 2 am with her howling, so I went downstairs to saw what was wrong. She came over plopped a dead mouse at my feet. Fun! I told her to take it outside, which she did.
Lisa: Oh, is this a long term goal or a short term goal?
Me: Depends on which plane of reality we're in.
And my cat caught me a mouse this morning. I'm so proud of her! She's 17 years old, so it's pretty impressive that she's still alive, let alone still hunting.
She woke me up at 2 am with her howling, so I went downstairs to saw what was wrong. She came over plopped a dead mouse at my feet. Fun! I told her to take it outside, which she did.
