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Dec. 15th, 2001 11:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
teddogI haven't written in a while... this includes fanfics. Aside from the round robin. I need to write THREE essays this weekend. This does not make me happy. It makes the Teddog very mad.
Why the bloody heck do teachers give so much home work so close to Christmas?
Teddog's standard essay writing style:
1) Pick topic. Make sure it's easy to argue.
2) Slap a few words together.
3) Hand in.
4) Duck and cover
My English teacher thinks I can write. She's been pushing me to do something worthwhile with my "talent". If worthwhile means writing pulp fiction, collecting welfare checks because I can't afford to feed myself and praying that one day publishers will show up at my house with bags of money, screw it. I can make more on the paper route.
