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Misheard Genesis Lyrics!

From Invisible Touch

Misheard Lyrics:
She gets around on invisible crutches
Correct Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah

Misheard Lyrics:
Got to have that visible top chef
Correct Lyrics:
She's got that invisible touch, yeah!

Misheard Lyrics:
She is a half-ass, dizzy whop-top, shoot
Correct Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah

Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible watch
Regis Philbin, and that's not polio
Correct Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch,
She reaches in, grabs right hold of your heart

From Land Of Confusion

Misheard Lyrics:
This is the world we live in
And these are the Hanes we're given
Correct Lyrics:
This is the world we live in
And these are the names we're given

From Illegal Alien
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not much fun, being on a neon hairy eye
Correct Lyrics:
It's not much fun, being an illegal alien

From Squonk

Misheard Lyrics:
He's a flower needs a shower,
doo bee doo
Correct Lyrics:
He's a shy one he's a sly one,
wouldn't you be too?

I wonder if that flower is Peter Gabriel? Hmmm...

There's more where those came from.