We are nuts.

[teddog]

Me: ::Imagines Mike bugging Joel and Rick and Clay about having kids::
Steff: LOL! "C'mon, guys, my kids won't have any playmates!"

Then, Steff sent me this, WHILE I WAS IN THE OFFICE and I tried not to laugh.

Joel> Bonnie's too old to... wait. I didn't say that.
Mike> No, you didn't.
Rick> Nan-Cy said that if I ever... er... I would have to be... uhm... :::cringes::: ...fixed.
Mike & Joel> ::wince:: Oooh.
Clay> I'm child free and quite happy with that.
Lorna> ::clears her throat:: Uh... honey?
Clay> :::looks over at Lorna:::
Lorna> ...you were child free. But, uh...
Clay> ::nods, then promptly faints::
Mike> Ha!
Joel> Nice.
Rick> As long as it isn't me.
Frank> Lorna, you're going to have puppies?!
Lorna> If by puppies you mean an infant... yes.
Nan-Cy> ::smirks:: With all of the pushing and the groaning and the howling and the screaming...
Lorna> Just remember, Nance, it can happen to you, too! You've got ovaries just like every other woman. ::smirks back:: And it only takes once.
Mike> ...uhm, yeah, I'm outta this one.
Joel> Right. Let's go.
Clay> :::still passed out on the ground:::
Rick> :::turns around, pale in the face, and follows the Dynamic Duo as far from this conversation as possible::