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The second of many, I think. :P
Apr. 19th, 2006 03:19 pm[15:17] hwilde1912: Frank> Let's have an orgy!
Kitty> Like, yeah, really!
Joel> Are the Keebler elves coming? Or... cumming?
Bonnie> You bastard! :::weeps:::
Mike> :::like another airhead::: But I wanna cuddle! Like, really! Phsaw!
Clay> First, let me come up with a brilliant, insane plot to make everyone want to have sex constantly with everything that has a pulse!
[15:17] hwilde1912: KITT> I'm human! I want to completely have sexx0rz!
[15:18] hwilde1912: OMG, Rach. We're going to BURN IN HELL FOR THIS!
[15:18] CommanderTeddog: Good. We can get a condo there.
[15:18] hwilde1912: My soul. It has expired.
[15:18] hwilde1912: It is gone, alas, and never to return.
[15:18] hwilde1912: Enrico> Damn.
More of it here.
Later:
[15:35] CommanderTeddog: .... man, office talk gets nasty.
[15:35] hwilde1912: Eh?
[15:36] CommanderTeddog: Whenever we chat at work, this happens.
[15:36] hwilde1912: I don't think we've ever reached this level before.
[15:36] CommanderTeddog: ::nodnods:: This is a new level of... something....
[15:36] hwilde1912: It's like crossing into uncharted territory, and finding the sickness that lurks in the hearts of man.
[15:36] hwilde1912: And slashy fangirls.
[15:36] CommanderTeddog: And fangirls.
[15:36] hwilde1912: ::grins::
[15:37] CommanderTeddog: You're in my brain against. :D
[15:37] CommanderTeddog: *Again
[15:37] CommanderTeddog: Look, you broke it too. This is why I can't have nice things.
[15:37] hwilde1912: LOL!!
[15:39] hwilde1912: Okay, enough. Blaaaah.
Even LATER:
[15:45] hwilde1912: Oh, it wouldn't. It's just trying to crawl back out of Hell and back into salvation.
[15:46] CommanderTeddog: ... I'm now thinking of a twisted version of Dante's Inferno. Enrico as Virgil and Nance as Beatrice.
[15:47] hwilde1912: ::chuckles:: I'm more wondering if the slashy fangirls will quietly seethe to themselves that we dare parody them.
[15:48] CommanderTeddog: I hope we didn't fuel the fire.
[15:49] hwilde1912: I doubt it. I think it's pretty obvious that it's a parody.
[15:49] hwilde1912: Like...
[15:50] CommanderTeddog: Subtext = Buttsex, though. ::frowns::
[15:52] CommanderTeddog: Damnit. Last thing we need is ShadowKnight suddenly with little kitty ears
[15:53] hwilde1912: BrainBreak Theater Presents: Brokeback Satellite!
Act I:
Clay> I must recapture Joel and send him back to the SOL. Because if I do that, it will completely ruin the premise for my experiment and force two heterosexual Midwestern males to throw aside all of their repressed Midwestern upbringing and have wild monkey sex! That will give me the opportunity to have wild monkey sex with that gorgeous male model Frank, who has a body like a butterball turkey and that's unbearably appealing to me, though the fact that me bottoming would result in suffocation!
Act II:
Joel> :::holding Mike's jumpsuit to his face:: I don't know why I can't quit you!
Mike> :::about to hang himself from the ceiling::: I don't know why I would give up my strongly right-wing leanings and church-going philosophy in order to give you the opportunity to 'start' me to begin with!
[15:54] CommanderTeddog: OMFG You've lost it.
[15:54] hwilde1912: Yes. I have. Please, put one between my eyes so that I might be put out of my misery.
[15:54] hwilde1912: ...but you have to admit. It is funny, in a very satirical way.
[15:56] CommanderTeddog: Yep.
Kitty> Like, yeah, really!
Joel> Are the Keebler elves coming? Or... cumming?
Bonnie> You bastard! :::weeps:::
Mike> :::like another airhead::: But I wanna cuddle! Like, really! Phsaw!
Clay> First, let me come up with a brilliant, insane plot to make everyone want to have sex constantly with everything that has a pulse!
[15:17] hwilde1912: KITT> I'm human! I want to completely have sexx0rz!
[15:18] hwilde1912: OMG, Rach. We're going to BURN IN HELL FOR THIS!
[15:18] CommanderTeddog: Good. We can get a condo there.
[15:18] hwilde1912: My soul. It has expired.
[15:18] hwilde1912: It is gone, alas, and never to return.
[15:18] hwilde1912: Enrico> Damn.
More of it here.
Later:
[15:35] CommanderTeddog: .... man, office talk gets nasty.
[15:35] hwilde1912: Eh?
[15:36] CommanderTeddog: Whenever we chat at work, this happens.
[15:36] hwilde1912: I don't think we've ever reached this level before.
[15:36] CommanderTeddog: ::nodnods:: This is a new level of... something....
[15:36] hwilde1912: It's like crossing into uncharted territory, and finding the sickness that lurks in the hearts of man.
[15:36] hwilde1912: And slashy fangirls.
[15:36] CommanderTeddog: And fangirls.
[15:36] hwilde1912: ::grins::
[15:37] CommanderTeddog: You're in my brain against. :D
[15:37] CommanderTeddog: *Again
[15:37] CommanderTeddog: Look, you broke it too. This is why I can't have nice things.
[15:37] hwilde1912: LOL!!
[15:39] hwilde1912: Okay, enough. Blaaaah.
Even LATER:
[15:45] hwilde1912: Oh, it wouldn't. It's just trying to crawl back out of Hell and back into salvation.
[15:46] CommanderTeddog: ... I'm now thinking of a twisted version of Dante's Inferno. Enrico as Virgil and Nance as Beatrice.
[15:47] hwilde1912: ::chuckles:: I'm more wondering if the slashy fangirls will quietly seethe to themselves that we dare parody them.
[15:48] CommanderTeddog: I hope we didn't fuel the fire.
[15:49] hwilde1912: I doubt it. I think it's pretty obvious that it's a parody.
[15:49] hwilde1912: Like...
[15:50] CommanderTeddog: Subtext = Buttsex, though. ::frowns::
[15:52] CommanderTeddog: Damnit. Last thing we need is ShadowKnight suddenly with little kitty ears
[15:53] hwilde1912: BrainBreak Theater Presents: Brokeback Satellite!
Act I:
Clay> I must recapture Joel and send him back to the SOL. Because if I do that, it will completely ruin the premise for my experiment and force two heterosexual Midwestern males to throw aside all of their repressed Midwestern upbringing and have wild monkey sex! That will give me the opportunity to have wild monkey sex with that gorgeous male model Frank, who has a body like a butterball turkey and that's unbearably appealing to me, though the fact that me bottoming would result in suffocation!
Act II:
Joel> :::holding Mike's jumpsuit to his face:: I don't know why I can't quit you!
Mike> :::about to hang himself from the ceiling::: I don't know why I would give up my strongly right-wing leanings and church-going philosophy in order to give you the opportunity to 'start' me to begin with!
[15:54] CommanderTeddog: OMFG You've lost it.
[15:54] hwilde1912: Yes. I have. Please, put one between my eyes so that I might be put out of my misery.
[15:54] hwilde1912: ...but you have to admit. It is funny, in a very satirical way.
[15:56] CommanderTeddog: Yep.
