Video Game Silliness

Hey! Havoc shows up in the second FMA game for the PS2!

General Rules of Insanity for Playing X-Men Legends 2 Among the Shelkey Sisters
- Simple puzzles will take 20 minutes to solve.
- Jen IS Storm. Do not argue this.
- When in doubt for a fourth character, use Gambit. EVERYONE likes Gambit.
- Seeing Gambit on a loading screen is enough to keep Jen going for another 2 hours.
- Fanservice will be mocked. Even Gambit.
- Bad accents will also be mocked. Even Gambit. Sorry, Jen.
- Pyro will be mocked more than anyone else.
- The character Katie plays will have the best soundbites out of the team.
- Whenever Sinister comes on screen, Rachelle will yell out some reference to that Mitchell quote.
- The secret testing is really product testing for Herbal Essences shampoo.
- Teleporting puzzles are cheap.
- Rachelle's characters must stand 20 metres from cliff edges at all times.
- Katie's characters will never be able to heal properly because of that blasted Z button.

I HATE PEOPLE!

Massive angsting below. Cut to avoid cutting the holiday mood. Read if you want to know just how far the world has fallen.

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