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Katie found this toy which you can have lots of random fun with. Like this:

Me: Why?
God: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: I've got time
God: My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me: I've got more than that
God: How did you get it Where did you get your than that? I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me: Will there be cake and ice cream?
God: Does it really matter.
Me: Yes. I might not come otherwise.
God: You seem very concerned about it. Perhaps. What will you do instead?
Me: Sleep