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I have no energy to do anything. It annoys me.

Finally found a fanfic piece to MiST tonight. It's like the piece I've been waiting for. I didn't simply want a slapped together one-shot fluff effort. Those are so common and easy to come by. I wanted to rip apart a Mary Sue epic, full of angst and OOCness and dead characters coming back for some reason. A piece of honest to goodness, government grade A BULLPLOP. They don't make them like they used to.

As soon as I saw this line...

"Ooooooo!" Her eyes sparkled with curiosity and wonder. "Fuck Harry Potter! I'm getting this shit!" She said happily as she stood up and went over to the librarian to check the book out.

SOLD! *slams down hammer*

MST3K and I have a shiney sword!

OMG! Someone better encode this!

MIKE, SERVO AND CROW IN THE "CHEAP SEATS"
For the first time since 1999, Mike Nelson, Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot will make a new appearance on television, riffing the March 14th episode of ESPN Classic's Cheap Seats with Randy and Jason Sklar. The episode will air at 10 p.m. Eastern Time. Get those recording devices ready!

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