I DON'T NEED THIS!

My computer decided that it didn't want to find a bootable disk today. o_O

After a cold reboot, I managed to get it backup and running, but now I'm backing up like mad. I dumped over the important documents I own on to my watch and I'm currently FTPing any valueable images (READ: digital photos) on to my college account.

*whistles* 200 mb? Rob is going to kill me.

I could be going something worthwhile like my homework or packing. Instead I'm trying to save myself from my computer.

EWWWW! GROSS!

I have written the most gross and messy IF THEN ELSE statement of all time! The masters of ASP would kill me!

( Here's the code! )

To translate, this is what it says in English:
Check to see if the person entered a first name.
If they didn't, STOP.
If they did, display the full name and what loan they applied for.
If this person's first name is Regis, give them a message to annoy them, then STOP.
If his/her first name isn't Regis, check the amount of income.
If the income is under $30000, then tell them they suck, then STOP.
If the income is over $30000, then see if it's over $1000000.
If the income is over $1000000, give them a message to annoy them, then STOP
If the income is under $1000000, appove them, then STOP.


Fun stuff, no? It's not 100% finished yet, as I need build it a choice of what the loan is for. After that, I'm going to comment the heck out of it to remember what it does. :-\

I couldn't think of a cleaner way to do it. Case statements wouldn't work, and I don't know if AND/OR statements work in ASP. If they do, I can group the Regis/$1000000 statement with a little restructing.

All and all, it's not a hard assignment, just messy.

(no subject)

*snickers*

Newsworld is airing these false documentaries and one is using the EXACT same canned music that I used last semester for my talk show video.

"There's no 'S' in CBC. Spell it the way it sounds."

:-D