Life in one line.

From a MiSTing I read today:

>"In ancient echidna lore it was said that other than the Green Chaos
>emeralds there was a legend of an evil emrald, the Red Chaos Emerald.

Tom: If it's red, shouldn't it be a Chaos Ruby or something?
Mike: Don't question it, that way lies madness.

And I also found this site. Kinda funny, although it hasn't been updated in years.

FEAR MY CARDBOARD GUNS!

Tom [Yoda]: The fanfic's strength flows from the plot. But beware plot
contrivances, deus ex machina, self-insertion. The dark side are
they.

::dies::