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Dec. 31st, 2004 04:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Sparkling Love
Nan-Cy finished packing. Ever since Roy Mustang, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Nan-Cy had been upside down.
There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing beated her, all was iridescent. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going on a chair to become a silky computer.
Just then, there was a round knock at the door. Nan-Cy opened it and stood there stupidly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her head.
When Nan-Cy came to, Roy Mustang was holding her arm and looking plastic. "My love," Roy Mustang said smoothly, "I'm sorry for the tense shock. I've been shipwrecked on a rough island for the last ten years, living like the sun rising on the edge of a horizon that seems forever out of reach. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my leg in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Nan-Cy could hardly believe her Roy Mustang had returned. "I will always love you, leg or no leg. Besides, you can cover it up with a microphone."
They embraced quickly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was smelly.
I'm going to Fangirl Heck for that! XD
Sparkling Love
Nan-Cy finished packing. Ever since Roy Mustang, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Nan-Cy had been upside down.
There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing beated her, all was iridescent. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going on a chair to become a silky computer.
Just then, there was a round knock at the door. Nan-Cy opened it and stood there stupidly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her head.
When Nan-Cy came to, Roy Mustang was holding her arm and looking plastic. "My love," Roy Mustang said smoothly, "I'm sorry for the tense shock. I've been shipwrecked on a rough island for the last ten years, living like the sun rising on the edge of a horizon that seems forever out of reach. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my leg in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Nan-Cy could hardly believe her Roy Mustang had returned. "I will always love you, leg or no leg. Besides, you can cover it up with a microphone."
They embraced quickly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was smelly.
I'm going to Fangirl Heck for that! XD
