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teddog ([personal profile] teddog) wrote2007-12-13 11:16 am

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November [livejournal.com profile] lee_in_limbo and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] nacey (-5000 points). Last Saturday I helped [livejournal.com profile] billysoup across the street (6 points). Last Tuesday I put money in [livejournal.com profile] etherlad's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I set [livejournal.com profile] slwatson's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5035 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
commanderteddog

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[identity profile] slwatson.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
MY PUPPY?!?! ::SOBS!::

[identity profile] commanderteddog.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, Steff! Your puppy has gone to a large farm upstate where he can be happy and play in the fields and streams all day.

The same farm where your hamster and goldfish went.

[identity profile] etherlad.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You put money in my meter? But... it's an antique!

[identity profile] commanderteddog.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
As are most of the parking meters in Hamilton.

[identity profile] commanderteddog.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week.

Remember to tip your waitress!

[identity profile] krwalker.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! We both committed genocide! You definitely beat me out for naughtiness this year, though. ^_^

[identity profile] commanderteddog.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I can top your sister, though. Ugh, her controlling Canada eariler this year was SO annoying.