This was too good not to share!

[teddog]

The Red Green Show meets Email Scams!
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/mac.htm

Yes, see what happens when Winston Rothschild III, CEO of Rothschild's Sewage & Septic Sucking Services takes on a scammer from Senegal. Co-starring (in order of appearence) Harold Green, Moose Thompson, Stinky Peterson, Kevin Black, Buzz Sherwood, Jean LaRose (from Strange Brew), Bob Stuyvsant, Junior Singleton, Dalton Humphrey, Arnie Dogan, Mike Hamar, Ed Frid, Bernice Green, Morag Smith (heehee), Noel Christmas, Edgar Montrose and the late Maurice Richard.

If you take the fandom way too seriously, like some online fans, don't read it. Just... don't, okay?

It actually keeps everyone roughly in character until the very end, when the "plot" gets really wacky. There are a few odd things (Ed being a butcher and Buzz's first name listed a Barton), but otherwise it's rather cool.

And the forms are priceless!
"How many pairs of pants do you own?"
"Has your hair ever been styled in a 'mohawk' or 'mullet'?"

And don't miss the scammer holding up the Possum Lodge logo! Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati!

And no, I don't understand the whole "Father Winston Rothschild" thing either. @_@

And if Red Green doesn't float your boat, see what happens when James T. Kirk gets scammer emails:
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/Akintola.htm

Or how about Hannibal Lector?
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/lector.htm

::rolls around on the floor laughing::