I'm rich! Sorta.
Both The Red Green Book and Red Green Talks Cars: A Love Story are apparently out of print.
When I bought the books back in... er... either 1999 or 2000 (can't remember), I paid $12.95 for each book. If I was to sell these books today, I could easily turn out $60 profit.
But, as
slwatson pointed out, I probably won't sell them. The books still make me laugh
"Ice Fishing Hints:
Step 1: Do this activity in the winter. No kidding
Step 2: Learn how to hot-wire a snowmobile
Step 3: Hot-wire a snowmobile and send the least popular guy out on the lake. Chances are he will sink through the ice and drop like a stone to the bottom. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FISH IN THE RESULTANT HOLE. THAT'S IMPORTANT. Instead, go to a different lake before the cops arrive and you waste the whole day explaining how it happened."
(it continues on in the book, but I only typed the first half as it's so completely random)
When I bought the books back in... er... either 1999 or 2000 (can't remember), I paid $12.95 for each book. If I was to sell these books today, I could easily turn out $60 profit.
But, as
"Ice Fishing Hints:
Step 1: Do this activity in the winter. No kidding
Step 2: Learn how to hot-wire a snowmobile
Step 3: Hot-wire a snowmobile and send the least popular guy out on the lake. Chances are he will sink through the ice and drop like a stone to the bottom. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FISH IN THE RESULTANT HOLE. THAT'S IMPORTANT. Instead, go to a different lake before the cops arrive and you waste the whole day explaining how it happened."
(it continues on in the book, but I only typed the first half as it's so completely random)