Teen Slang for me.

[teddog]

Rachelle
n. 1. a pleasant family member. 2. an exceptional woman.
"That's a Rachelle and a half!"

Teddog
n. 1. a credit card. 2. shoes.
"This Teddog is even more exceptional than my usual credit card!"

Put together:

Rachelle the Teddog
n. mid-eighties term for porn.
"What's with the Rachelle the Teddog, Jesse?"

Source: The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary