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I have perfected the art of liberating KitKat bars!
You see, they get stuck in the vending machines because they're too wide and the vending machine out in the far west wing of residence doesn't have the new age sensors that allow for the machine to correct itself and for the magic art of the "two for one" that can be gotten with Reese Peanut Butter cups or KitKats.
The "two for one" is done be kicking loose a half-stuck bar at JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT, allowing the bar to drop and the machine to feed out another one. Yes, I'm a cruel, heartless thief.
ANYWAY, I've noticed that KitKats get stuck in the machine near my room, but many people DON'T and try to still buy the darn things. These people get mad and leave the bars there. After a couple of tries, I've figured out the perfect spot to hit the machine and can knock the candy bars free within 5 hits. And nope, I'm not telling my secret.
Yes, there's a certain risk here. The vending machine could fall and kill me. This is why I KICK, as oppose to rock the machine. After I kick, I jump clear away, allow some space to move. No, I don't consider it stealing. The bar has been paid for already, so someone should enjoy it.
More peeps that think that I kick ass.
And another priceless quote I found from another Prisoners of Gravity fan on Google today:
"Where is Commander Rick when you need him? Reality One ... here I come!"
I think the stress is going to get to me and I'll scream that, jump out a college window, run towards the nearest rocket launch basein the secret underground city outside Thunder Bay and blast off for a telecommunications satellite. Oh, and Mike and Tas, you guys are coming too and we'll watch TV and eat snackies all day and be PIRATE BROADCASTERS! Except for Tas, who will just be a PIRATE and pillage passing NASA space shuttles. And then we'll do strange things like look at Magic Harbor from SPACE!
Yes, I'm aware that was random. I am also aware that Magic Harbor doesn't exist anymore, but my strange memories of it still give me nightmares.
You see, they get stuck in the vending machines because they're too wide and the vending machine out in the far west wing of residence doesn't have the new age sensors that allow for the machine to correct itself and for the magic art of the "two for one" that can be gotten with Reese Peanut Butter cups or KitKats.
The "two for one" is done be kicking loose a half-stuck bar at JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT, allowing the bar to drop and the machine to feed out another one. Yes, I'm a cruel, heartless thief.
ANYWAY, I've noticed that KitKats get stuck in the machine near my room, but many people DON'T and try to still buy the darn things. These people get mad and leave the bars there. After a couple of tries, I've figured out the perfect spot to hit the machine and can knock the candy bars free within 5 hits. And nope, I'm not telling my secret.
Yes, there's a certain risk here. The vending machine could fall and kill me. This is why I KICK, as oppose to rock the machine. After I kick, I jump clear away, allow some space to move. No, I don't consider it stealing. The bar has been paid for already, so someone should enjoy it.
More peeps that think that I kick ass.
And another priceless quote I found from another Prisoners of Gravity fan on Google today:
"Where is Commander Rick when you need him? Reality One ... here I come!"
I think the stress is going to get to me and I'll scream that, jump out a college window, run towards the nearest rocket launch base
Yes, I'm aware that was random. I am also aware that Magic Harbor doesn't exist anymore, but my strange memories of it still give me nightmares.